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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20202 min read
Why you should marry your best friend
***Wrote in 2012 I woke up this morning with socks on my feet. They weren't there last night when I went to sleep. So I was a little...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
Why I tip the school bus driver
I am a good tipper when I get good service. I always remember to tip my manicurist so when I break a nail or need to move an appointment,...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
Why do cell phones always fall in the toilet?
I've spent the last year trying to decide if I am going to buy myself an Iphone. My kids got them for Christmas last year. I have a...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20207 min read
Who the hell gave me a baby?
I wanted children when I was a child, by the time I hit my twenties I knew it was a bad idea. I had a plant once that I called Robert,...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
What were you thinking?
Remember that scene from "Sex and the City 2" when Miranda quits her job as a corporate lawyer because her boss refuses to listen to her....
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
They called it puppy love
I just realized that I would never feed my dog "No Name" dog food, but I buy "No Name" food for my kids all the time! I think she's...
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