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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
My son, the politician
Over the years, my son has wanted to be everything from a garbage man to a fighter pilot. This week, he floored us when he announced he...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
My sister's rabbit hole
My sisters neighbour was one of those guys who was noticeably quiet spoken at work but came home and wreaked havoc on the neighbourhood....
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
My mother says the strangest things
My mother says the strangest things. Let me tell you about a few. I was watching the evening news one night with her and the top two...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
Mom doesn't have a penis
We stopped at a gas station/ restaurant on the side of the highway while on our way to a short vacation. We were driving to Gander with...
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
Me a hoarder?
I admit it. I am a clothes hoarder... and a shoe hoarder... a purse hoarder... and jeweler. That's all. That's all I hoard. I swear....
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Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
Lost in translation
I am dialing my third 1-800 number. I bought a GE fridge from Sears in October and the darn door keeps breaking on it. Yesterday I opened...
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